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Sheldon	makes over four figures a year.
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Sheldon	knows it might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
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Sheldon	is willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
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Sheldon	is way too cool to work for corporate scum.
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Sheldon	is really easy to get along with once you learn to worship me
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Sheldon	is putting the PRO in procrastination.
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Sheldon	is powered by large amounts of caffeine.
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