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Sheldon	has plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a fuck.
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Sheldon	has love and compassion for all living things. Except for clowns; I fucking hate clowns!
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Sheldon	has found that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
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Sheldon	has given up meth for Lent.
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Sheldon	has added new photos to the album “Porn”
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Sheldon	has a pornographic memory.
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Sheldon	finds that behind every great woman, is a man checking out her ass.
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