Sheldon
has plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a fuck.
Sheldon
has love and compassion for all living things. Except for clowns; I fucking hate clowns!
Sheldon
has found that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
Sheldon
has given up meth for Lent.
Sheldon
has added new photos to the album “Porn”
Sheldon
has a pornographic memory.
Sheldon
finds that behind every great woman, is a man checking out her ass.

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