Sheldon
doesn’t get your weird shit either.
- King
Sheldon
could totally see down your shirt just then.
- King
Sheldon
could really use a stiff one right about now. Ah, allow me to clarify…
- King
Sheldon
wonders: is he hitting on me, or am I just ovulating?
Sheldon
wonders which flavor milkshake “brings all the boys to the yard”.
Sheldon
wonders if its possible to main line Red Bull.
Sheldon
wants to open a nail salon, in Vietnam, where the employees only speak English. Pay back is a bitch, ladies.

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