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Sheldon	doesn’t get your weird shit either. - King
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Sheldon	could totally see down your shirt just then. - King
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Sheldon	could really use a stiff one right about now. Ah, allow me to clarify… - King
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Sheldon	wonders: is he hitting on me, or am I just ovulating?
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Sheldon	wonders which flavor milkshake “brings all the boys to the yard”.
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Sheldon	wonders if its possible to main line Red Bull.
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Sheldon	wants to open a nail salon, in Vietnam, where the employees only speak English. Pay back is a bitch, ladies.
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