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Sheldon	is serving cocktails in a little sundress to an older gentleman who calls him “Coco”. - King
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Sheldon	is opposed to puppy mills. Wild puppy is so much more tasty and nutritious! - King
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Sheldon	is off like a prom dress. - King
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Sheldon	is just now piecing together the details of that drunken night in Alaska 5 months ago… - King
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Sheldon	is going to be on Oprah later. Not the show… - King
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Sheldon	is financing personal micro loans to the exotic dancer community. - King
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Sheldon	is certainly never going to put Nair on THAT again! - King
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