Sheldon
asks: Does my fat ass make my ass look fat?
Sheldon
asks: Be gentle. I’ve never done it with my own species before.
Sheldon
advises: If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, call them up later when you’re drunk.
Sheldon
admits: Sometimes when I’m alone, I Google myself.
Sheldon
admits: Of all the imaginary friends I've had, I don't think there was one that I didn't end up having to kill.
Sheldon
admits: current gas process preclude my driving to see you unless there’s at least a 65% chance of sex.
Sheldon
acknowledges: Every once in awhile, I have to stop my spiritual journey and just get righteously fucked up.
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