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Sheldon	feels there are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
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Sheldon	does all my own nude scenes.
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Sheldon	confesses: Jesus is my baby daddy!
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Sheldon	can do more with a kind word and a gun than just a kind word.
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Sheldon	calls: O’ Romeo, Romeo! Where the fuck art thou, Romeo?
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Sheldon	asserts: if I had balls, they’d be bigger than yours.
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Sheldon	asks: Excuse me… which way to the sex?
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