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Sheldon	is ashamed of what I’ve done for a Klondike Bar.
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Sheldon	has come to rock the mic.
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Sheldon	found Waldo! Alert the media!
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Sheldon	fears: a city built on Rock n’ Roll would be structurally unsound.
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Sheldon	doesn’t mean to brag, I don’t mean to boast, but I like hot butter on my breakfast toast.
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Sheldon	declares: Rock is dead! Long live paper and scissors!
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Sheldon	cheats at dreidel.
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