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Sheldon	is voting for Pedro.
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Sheldon	is too legit to quit.
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Sheldon	is like that… and that’s the way it is. Huh!
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Sheldon	is just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round. I really love to watch them roll.
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Sheldon	is just not that into you.
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Sheldon	is just another brick in the wall.
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Sheldon	is having a hot, steamy fling with mayor McCheese. I’m lovin’ it!
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