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Sheldon	‘ll tumble 4 ya. - King
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Sheldon	: exciting and new- come aboard, we’re expecting yoooouuuu. - King
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Sheldon	would have gotten away with it, too, if it where for those meddling kids and their mangy mutt! - King
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Sheldon	says: Wonder Twin Powers… ACTIVATE! Form of: a vodka martini.
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Sheldon	resides within a galaxy far, far away.
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Sheldon	reminds: Nobody puts baby in the corner!
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Sheldon	quotes Zappa: without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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