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Sheldon	has NO idea what I’m doing out of bed.
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Sheldon	has a positive attitude about my destructive habits!
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Sheldon	doesn’t feel like nurturing others today.
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Sheldon	can already sense you’re going to be a major obstacle on my path to enlightenment.
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Sheldon	begs: Please don’t make me go to my dark side
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Sheldon	asks: Why be normal?
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Sheldon	asks: Lord, help me be the person my psychiatrist medicates me to be!
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