Sheldon
insists: I’m not as dumb as I cook.
- Spike
Sheldon
knows you’re family when you hold the power to embarrass somebody.
- Spike
Sheldon
is the master of my domain name.
- Spike
Sheldon
wonders: If the truth will set you free, will a white lie give you a weekend pass?
- Spike
Sheldon
suggests: Clap if you have poor impulse control!
- Spike
Sheldon
thinks that age is just a state of behind.
- Spike
Sheldon
proposes: While I am out of town this weekend, I encourage you to come steal my car.
- Spike
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